Dress Swayers Prints

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

Champagne

Advocado

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Tiger Costume

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Ice cream parlour.'

Tiger Costume

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

The Fashions

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.