Dreamy Scientists Pillows

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"Well, we got the grant."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Johannes Kepler

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

#NationalPoetryDay

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Mathematics.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'