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The 'I'd rather be fishing' prayer.

The Bookworm

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Universidad

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."