Dreamers Seeking Action Mugs

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Do something for the environment.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Business plan.

Ladder of Success.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

The Manifestation of Dreams

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Miracle mirror

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

Answer to Prayers - NO

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

A new "U" vending machine

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."