Dreamers Seeking Action Prints

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"I still have a dream."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ladder of Success.

Do something for the environment.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Business plan.

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

The Manifestation of Dreams

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Miracle mirror

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

Answer to Prayers - NO

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

'I don't want to be president when I grow up, I want to be Donald Trump.'

A new "U" vending machine

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."