Dreamer Of Unexpected Fortunes Gifts

ATM.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

What is possible and what is probable.

I have a dream.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Palm Reading

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Where'd you get that?"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'I see lot's of water...'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

What is possible...

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"It's early days, but I'm hoping to turn it into a franchise."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

Stock Performance

"I'd like to have money for a sports car, a surf course in the Maldives, and for my divorce!"

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'