Dreamer Of Unexpected Fortunes Prints

ATM.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

What is possible and what is probable.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Palm Reading

"Where'd you get that?"

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

What is possible...

'I see lot's of water...'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

Stock Performance

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'

'A one-dollar investment? No problem: Bury this coin, and when you dig it up in about 450 years, it may be worth 20 bucks!'

"I'd like to have money for a sports car, a surf course in the Maldives, and for my divorce!"