Dreamer Of Dragons T-Shirts

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

The Bookworm

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Here be dragons.

Bubbly

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Hot Air Balloon

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"