Dream Sojourner Prints

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Ever Given

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

The Scenic Route

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Get me the coast.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

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'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Envelopes.

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Type Z Behaviour.

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

The Vicar in Customs

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."