Dream Partner Enthusiast Pillows

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When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Real Estate Personals

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

Second Thoughts Wedding

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."