Dream Keeper T-Shirts

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Desert Island BBQ

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Pigeon Little

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."