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'Well, how about that, Lloyd, my wish came true!'

'I saw it on your bucket list.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

ET Mishap

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Home Sweet Home

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"It's a mobile."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Giraffe Portrait

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."