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'Well, how about that, Lloyd, my wish came true!'

'I saw it on your bucket list.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

ET Mishap

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"It's a mobile."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Giraffe Portrait

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."