Dream Home Planner Mugs

"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."

Build your dream home.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

D.I.Y with dad.

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"I've downsized."

Clear construction agreements are important.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'I'm sorry your love seat project failed but at least it makes a romantic fire.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Bob's DIY Store

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

'So June, do you think we should get a stairlift or just move to a bungalow...because, let's face it, we're getting on and here will come a point...when you won't be able to carry me up the stairs anymore.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Surreal war artist.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

Quick dry paint.

Home Ship Home

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.