Dread-driven Developer T-Shirts

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"Here we are."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Pencil eraser."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

End of world nigh!!!