Dread-driven Developer Gifts

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"Here we are."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

Superhero with Acrophobia

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

"Relax. You might feel a little pinch."