Dramatic Verse Fan Gifts

Robert Browning.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Scientific Method Acting

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Alas, poor Yorick!

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Drama class

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"There just aren't any good parts."

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Football fans

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

"Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel - So far, it's like a soap opera."

William Shakespeare

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

Macbeth

Acting in Progress

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

Look at you. The vacant stare

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

"I'm feeling smitey today."

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

Senta jumps in the sea

'OK, you want to sue your parents because they raised you in a healthy, happy and loving environment, thereby ruining your chances for ever appearing on 'Oprah.' Correct so far?'

'Whilst you were in the toilet, they descended into the underworld.'