Dramatic Transformations Mugs

"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"To be or not to be."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

An opera singer

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

A clown drags a trestle theatre mask behind him.

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

Farcebook website

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Ibsen - The Early Years

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"I am Crom, God of Hyboria — I command you to obey me!"

'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'