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"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"To be or not to be."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Samuel Beckett

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

An opera singer

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

John Wayne

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

You don't understand....

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

A clown drags a trestle theatre mask behind him.

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

Farcebook website

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Giant Moth Circling Lighthouse.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"I am Crom, God of Hyboria — I command you to obey me!"

Ibsen - The Early Years