Dramatic Flair Mugs

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Ibsen - The Early Years

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"Que crazy! All these 'reality tv' shows are so phony! People fighting...calling each other names...making enemies! Why can't they be more realistic...like the characters on my telenovela!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Ruff

Countess

Samuel Beckett

Rutger Shower

An opera singer

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

The Death of Pierrot

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Masked Admirer

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

I Pagliacci

New Bishop-elect shows his clothes to his family

Mr. and Mrs. Mantalini in Ralph Nickleby's office

"Stella!"

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

"The gods are energizing their base."

Farcebook website

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

Remain calm. Don't say anything stupid. Show her that you've grown, that you're not crazy, impulsive love-struck weirdo. Nice to see you, Darlene. You're looking well. And nice to see you, Rudy. Marry me and have my babies.

"I knew I should have kept my mouth shut!"

"I feel as if everything in my life has happened offstage."

Silvio Berlusconi