Dramatic Divo Gifts

Alcide

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

University Soapflakes

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Romance

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

"I don't like the look of this."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Ruff

Party Time!

"I love my luvvie."

An opera singer

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

June Brown

"I'm not whining."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Dancing Doctor

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Amber Laura Heard

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'It;s the xmas party, Jane... let your hair down!'

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?