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"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Businessman at the deep end.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I'd like you to fly the flag for the company Benson, albeit at half mast..."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"NAY!!"

"Let's identify our weaknesses... and don't look at me when you talk."

"I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me."

"That's settled, then. We'll lower our standards to meet the competition."

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"I like our inbred isolated corporate culture. It's cozy.'

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

"I know it was your idea, but it was my idea to use your idea."