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"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

"Oh hi Jeff, we would have invited you to this meeting but we don't like you!"

"But I digress."

'Fourth quarter figures were disappointing.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Businessman at the deep end.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.