Drama In The Boardroom Enthusiast Gifts

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

Businessman at the deep end.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I'd like you to fly the flag for the company Benson, albeit at half mast..."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"NAY!!"

"That's settled, then. We'll lower our standards to meet the competition."

"Let's identify our weaknesses... and don't look at me when you talk."

"I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me."

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"I like our inbred isolated corporate culture. It's cozy.'

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

"I know it was your idea, but it was my idea to use your idea."