Boardroom Drama Enjoyer Gifts

'He's tough - he's not giving an inch.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"I'd like you to fly the flag for the company Benson, albeit at half mast..."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"NAY!!"