Drama Dissecter Mugs

'You know too much!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Scarpia's Palace

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Midsummer Night's Dream

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

Harriet Walter

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.