Drama Diffuser Mugs

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You know too much!'

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Theatre Crowd

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Succession 2

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

Speech

Proposal

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"