Drama Digester Gifts

'You know too much!'

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Blue Dress

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Lovers in period dresses

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Miss Jellyby

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Duchess

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father