Drama Digester Gifts

The Oprah Interview

'You know too much!'

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Blue Dress

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Lovers in period dresses

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Miss Jellyby

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Duchess

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father