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A scene from the tenth annual Tiger Woods Mistress Convention. ('Hi, Number 12! I wasn't sure you'd make it this year.' 'I know Number 233! It gets more crowded every year and Madison Square Garden isn't nearly big enough.')

'Superman has Kryptonite ... he has toenail clippers.'

'Just because my friend is dating your sister doesn't mean I'm going to pry into the specifics of their relationship.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

'You know too much!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Theatre Crowd

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Swells - Men's Fashion

The wine-shop

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Proposal

I Pagliacci

Blue Dress

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Oedipus

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion