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'Superman has Kryptonite ... he has toenail clippers.'

'Just because my friend is dating your sister doesn't mean I'm going to pry into the specifics of their relationship.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You know too much!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Swells - Men's Fashion

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

Oedipus

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

Blue Dress

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."