Drama Analyst Gifts

"Should we watch the lighthearted workplace comedy or the dystopian workplace drama?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Succession 2

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.