Dr. Seuss Aficionado Prints

"I don't have to mask up, Sam I am?"

"Meet The Author"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Stephen Spender.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Günter Grass

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Noel Coward.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Batman O' War

The Family Joules: Part 5

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Ironing Punctuation

My Literary Influences

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'