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"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Soup of the month.

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Yard Sale

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Wine of the Day Club

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'