Downloads T-Shirts

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Mozart on a computer,

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Does it come on Disc?'

Life Remaining Progress Bar

A Kangermoo

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Strategies that will always work

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'What part of 'don't bother coming home if you are rat-arsed' didn't you understand?'

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

'Mmm -- I felt the Moon move!'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"My parents had a saying: Never go to sleep mad at your computer."

Trial by Viagra

Public Procurement Portal

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

"Just tell me when you've had too much sun and you'd like to get back to our intense sexual psychodrama."

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"Know what we need? We need a house wine."

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?