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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Carefree luggage.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

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Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Romance

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

So Close..

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."