Downgrading Devotee T-Shirts

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

Dog yoga

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

School of Karate

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

J. M. Coetzee

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'Delete - delete - delete.'

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"A film contract about your life and a percentage of the box office takings. How does that grab you?"

'I've given up red meat, sugar and booze; stock swaps and derivatives are all I have left!'

Clancy: Life Insurance

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

Love me, love me, love me, love me....

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

Canned Laughter