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"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Ernie, I though you were a star player! No, I said I was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I led the league in dunking!

'Doughnut heaven'

Where cronuts come from.

'Doughnuts, Dad - Mum's bought doughnuts!'

'I think there's something in here about grabbing that last doughnut without first asking around!'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"How's the doughnut I gave you?"

"...and doughnuts?!"

"Yeah, Sarge. We're on the stakeout. But let me tell ya. we got on helluva problem here."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Dog Day Afternoon

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.