Doughnut Fan Prints

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

"And where have you been all night?! Your eyes are all glazed over."

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Apple Pie Abduction

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Doughnut Making

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"How about a little more coffee?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Flan-eating bacteria

Dog Day Afternoon

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Cake Walk.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Doughnut Criminals