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"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"I come here for the pepper."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

A Tit for Tat.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

William Shakespeare

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Out.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'