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"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

A Tit for Tat.

Framed Lady

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

William Shakespeare

Out.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'