Dorm Life T-Shirts

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Curry for Breakfast.

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

Yeah, I'm living with my parents while I go to college - They moved into my dorm room.

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

'Well. . . my first year of college is going okay, but I really wish I could get some new roommates.'

Stainless steel dorms!

Take It From Me: Who Uses Your Bathroom Is So Not a Big Deal

'I know my grades weren't that good, but on the plus side, I'm the only person in my dorm who hasn't maxed out a credit card.'

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"