Dorm Life Dreamer T-Shirts

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Early on-line shopping

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"And how would you like your steak?"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'