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US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Early on-line shopping

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.