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Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Biting Slippers.

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

Please use other dimension.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Curry for Breakfast.

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

What a lovely night breeze!

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"Bed and breakfast"

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."

'Well. . . my first year of college is going okay, but I really wish I could get some new roommates.'

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

Take It From Me: Who Uses Your Bathroom Is So Not a Big Deal

Stainless steel dorms!

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.