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If you really loved me, you'd answer faster

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

You can't get what up

"So that's where you were last night."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

Writer's irony.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Existential truckstop'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

Baroque

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

Dare to Soar. Believe. Dream. Live Simply. One Day at a Time. I think we need a platitude adjustment.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

How does she get her grass so green?

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

I can't believe you're still hogging the sheets.

'We don't think of it as an investment but as a metaphor.'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'I wish someone would invent faster clocks.'

Why you must get up.

"Where's the magic gone, Harold?"

Frank's Realty. The guru's house is tough to sell. One door opening whenever another closes is not a plus in real estate.