Doorway Philosopher Mugs

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

Whenever one door closes, another one opens. As a security guard, that's an unsettling thing to hear.

"The day I got this job was a real turning point in my career."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"So that's where you were last night."

You can't get what up

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Writer's irony.

'Existential truckstop'

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Bank

Dare to Soar. Believe. Dream. Live Simply. One Day at a Time. I think we need a platitude adjustment.