Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)
Door-to-door Outreach Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that showcase their door-to-door spirit. Ideal for volunteers and advocates who love to stay comfortable while making a difference.
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
"No religious nuts!"
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."
"He'll talk you to death."
'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'
"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"
"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."
One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.
"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."
"Oh, yes—do come in!"
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
'It's another canvasser dear'
"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."
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Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.
'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'
At Death's Door.
The Mormons
'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'
Astronomers Without Borders.
No Soliciting
Death of a Salesman...
'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'
Fair Warning.
Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.
"Sorry, but I never buy anything from, 'cold callers'."
Guard dog behind front door.
Bibles r us.
"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."
"Not selling anything! They all say that."
'Jack lost his job as a door-to-door salesman. He went through 7 cases of samples before ringing his first doorbell.'
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