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Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

X-Ray toilets.

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

I know I've got a key somewhere!!

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

"Don't pretend you didn't notice the Anderson's new doorstops, too! They put ours to shame!"

'Woman stuck in unfulfilling marriage seeks companion ... Hey, this is your cell phone number!'

Door 2 Door salesman.

'Memory Lane? Yes, it's ... No it's not ... It's ... UM ...'

"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...