Doomsday Humor Lover Gifts

Doomsday marketing

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Apocalypse Research Center

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Meet Thy Doom

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

The End is Nigh

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"You took your time!"

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

Model's aspirations

Doomsday Clock.

'Put it on my tab.'

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

The end of baseball season is near

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'