Doomsday Humor Lover Gifts

Doomsday marketing

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Apocalypse Research Center

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Meet Thy Doom

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

The End is Nigh

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"You took your time!"

Wait, it turns out you're allergic to brains? I knew it! Old Married Zombie Couple.

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

'Put it on my tab.'

Model's aspirations

Doomsday Clock.

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"

The end of baseball season is near