Doomsday Gourmand Pillows

Add a witty touch to their kitchen or lounge with our doomsday gourmand pillows. Perfect for cozying up with a good book, good food, and great humor.

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"I'll have dessert first."

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The wonderful world of cheese.

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The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey mockup

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook mockup

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?" mockup

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery. mockup

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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Just one more choccy...

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"It's fondue night!"

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Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal. mockup

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

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'I'll have the 'All of the above.'' mockup

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

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'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.' mockup

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

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"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged." mockup

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

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'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.' mockup

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

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"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

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'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.' mockup

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

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Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory. mockup

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

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Dijon Vu

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"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!" mockup

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

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"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation." mockup

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

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No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen. mockup

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

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"I'd like seconds!"

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"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this." mockup

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

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The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing. mockup

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

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'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.' mockup

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

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'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!' mockup

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

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Capturing a Cook

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Endangered Entrees

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"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!" mockup

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

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"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break." mockup

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

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"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75." mockup

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

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'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?' mockup

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

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Doomsday Gourmand Pillows Collection

Doomsday Gourmand Mugs

Explore more hilarious and tasty designs on our mugs collection—perfect for any foodie with a sense of humor.

Doomsday Gourmand Prints

Bring the kitchen humor to your walls with our vibrant prints—celebrating the doomsday gourmand’s love for flavor and fun.

Doomsday Gourmand T-Shirts

Find your next favorite foodie tee! Our t-shirts pair humor with culinary creativity, ideal for the doomsday gourmand who loves to laugh.