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The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Oh no, another global catastrophe!"

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The End is Nigh

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

End of world nigh!!!

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

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"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Why god isn't listening...

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

Mr. Science Times

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."