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World Ends April 15th: 'Tell me something I don't already know.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Nun Binning the Devil

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

The End is Nigh

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Fortune teller sees impending doom

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

End of world nigh!!!

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

The Demon's Disguise

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

"Watch out for the low beams!"

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

You are here... ...Run!!!