The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."
Doom And Gloomer Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who sees the glass as half empty? Our collection for doom and gloomers features smart, humorous items that highlight life's quirks and uncertainties with wit and charm, making them perfect for anyone who appreciates a darker, yet funny perspective.
Covid Music
The End is Nigh
Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.
'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'
If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.
Fortune teller sees impending doom
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.
Edgar Allan Poe
The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
Doom Gloom.
'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'
"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"
The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!
'There goes Mr. Negativity.'
"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."
Man with "end is near" sign is gone.
'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'
The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?
Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.
One fisher trying to convince another to go home
DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'
"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"
"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."
The end is not near! So prepare for the big stock buyback.
"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."
The End Of The World Is Nigh - 'Isn't that the CEO?'
"One more 'News, Weather and Spores' report, and you're fired!"
The end is nigh.
Deforestation.
The end is near.
The Doom Channel
"Sure, you're disappointed - but, hey, it's not like it's the end of the world."
Doom And Gloomer Gifts Collection
Doom And Gloomer Mugs
Explore our collection of doom and gloomer mugs for a daily dose of dark humor and sarcastic wit to brighten their mornings.
Doom And Gloomer Pillows
Bring humor into their home with our doom and gloomer pillows—ideal for those who appreciate a smart, snarky touch in their decor.
Doom And Gloomer Prints
Add some personality to their walls with our doom and gloomer prints—bold, witty designs for the humorously inclined.
Doom And Gloomer T-Shirts
Check out our doom and gloomer t-shirts—perfect for those who love to wear their dark humor on their sleeve.