Doo-wop Enthusiast Gifts

Big Time Talent Agency: 'Sorry, boys- too doo-woppy.'

What people see and hear...what peepers ses and hear...

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

Dance.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

A masked man serenading

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Dance Crossing

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

The Grim Rapper

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Ice Cube

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.